Woody Quote #16

Quote from Woody in Someday My Prince Will Come

Carla: Two vodka tonics. So where's the stick?
Woody: Well, she and Stuart are on another date. They went to see a play. I think it's a whodunit.
Carla: With him in the audience, it's a what-is-it.
Sam: Hey, hey, come on. Lighten up on him, will you? He turned out to be kind of a nice fella. Gonna have to give Diane credit on this one. Her intuition proved to be right.
Woody: I'm a great believer in intuition. It's like when I first saw you, Sam. Something told me you were super smooth with the ladies. Maybe it was that time you walked out of here with four of them, one on each arm. You know, you always just seem to know the right moves. Sometimes I like to just stand around and watch you operate. It's like going to school.
Sam: Gee, I never really thought of it like that. Well, yes, I have.

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 ‘Someday My Prince Will Come’ Quotes

Quote from Carla

Carla: Making a date with a stranger over the telephone is a big mistake, Diane. I tried it. It was nothing but trouble. Of course, mine was an obscene phone call.

Quote from Sam

Diane: For the first time in my life, I let appearance taint my feelings toward a man.
Sam: Boy, you know what's wrong with you? You just can't be honest with yourself. Looks are all that ever mattered to you.
Diane: What are you talking about? That is utterly inaccurate.
Sam: Oh, yeah? Want me to prove it to you?
Diane: Yes.
Sam: Who were you more crazy about than anyone else in your entire life? Uh, not including yourself there. Don't answer. It was me. And there was only one reason why you ever went out with me, and that was because of my looks.
Diane: Not entirely.
Sam: Yes, entirely. Name one other reason why anyone would go out with me. Go on, name one. You can't, can you?
Diane: No, Sam, I can't. [Sam laughs; everyone cheers]

Quote from Woody

Woody: You know, you ought to ask Mr. Clavin. He's very sharp. He's got more information in his whole head than I got in my little finger.
Cliff: Uh, you got that backwards.
Woody: See?