Carla: Two vodka tonics. So where's the stick?
Woody: Well, she and Stuart are on another date. They went to see a play. I think it's a whodunit.
Carla: With him in the audience, it's a what-is-it.
Sam: Hey, hey, come on. Lighten up on him, will you? He turned out to be kind of a nice fella. Gonna have to give Diane credit on this one. Her intuition proved to be right.
Woody: I'm a great believer in intuition. It's like when I first saw you, Sam. Something told me you were super smooth with the ladies. Maybe it was that time you walked out of here with four of them, one on each arm. You know, you always just seem to know the right moves. Sometimes I like to just stand around and watch you operate. It's like going to school.
Sam: Gee, I never really thought of it like that. Well, yes, I have.