Norm Quote #209

Quote from Norm in Diane Meets Mom

Norm: Listen, Coach, do me a favor and don't make a big fuss over me today, OK?
Coach: You got it.
Norm: You know, no cakes, candles, party hats, singing. None of that, all right?
Coach: OK.
Norm: You know, because, really, it would be so embarrassing, you know what I mean? And no gifts, all right? Yeah. Whatever you do, don't ask how old I am today.
Coach: Normie, is today your birthday?
Norm: Coach, you remembered, huh?
Coach: [rings bell] Hey, everybody, it's Normie's birthday.
Cliff: All right, let me buy the birthday boy a drink here.
Norm: Please, you're making too big a deal out of this.

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 ‘Diane Meets Mom’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Norm: Going down.

Quote from Sam

Hester Crane: I understand you used to date that woman. I want to know how much you'd charge to start things up again.
Sam: You don't have enough money.
Hester Crane: How would you know?
Sam: There isn't enough money.
Hester Crane: I know what you mean.
Sam: No, I don't think you do.
Hester Crane: I think I do.
Sam: Oh, no.
Hester Crane: Oh, yes.
Sam: Oh, no.

Quote from Coach

Coach: Hi, what can I get you?
Man: I'm a phone company repairman.
Coach: Oh, hi, I'm a bartender. Ernie Pantusso.
Man: Phil Ryan. I got a call to come down here.
Coach: Gee, there must be some mistake, Phil. I didn't call for any repairman.
Carla: I think Sam put in a call, Coach.
Coach: He did? Gee, that's strange. He didn't say anything to me about it. I'd better give him a call and find out what this is all about. [dials phone] Bum luck, Phil, phone's out.
Carla: Give him a couple of seconds.
Coach: Say, Phil, I hate to impose on you, but since they got you down here on this royal goose chase, would you mind taking a look at the phone?
Man: Sure.
Coach: Thank you. Lucky thing he happened by here, huh, Carla?
Carla: Sometimes fate takes a hand, Coach.