Coach Quote #276
Quote from Coach in Diane Meets Mom
Coach: Hi, what can I get you?
Man: I'm a phone company repairman.
Coach: Oh, hi, I'm a bartender. Ernie Pantusso.
Man: Phil Ryan. I got a call to come down here.
Coach: Gee, there must be some mistake, Phil. I didn't call for any repairman.
Carla: I think Sam put in a call, Coach.
Coach: He did? Gee, that's strange. He didn't say anything to me about it. I'd better give him a call and find out what this is all about. [dials phone] Bum luck, Phil, phone's out.
Carla: Give him a couple of seconds.
Coach: Say, Phil, I hate to impose on you, but since they got you down here on this royal goose chase, would you mind taking a look at the phone?
Man: Sure.
Coach: Thank you. Lucky thing he happened by here, huh, Carla?
Carla: Sometimes fate takes a hand, Coach.
Cheers Quotes
‘Diane Meets Mom’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Norm: Going down.
Quote from Sam
Hester Crane: I understand you used to date that woman. I want to know how much you'd charge to start things up again.
Sam: You don't have enough money.
Hester Crane: How would you know?
Sam: There isn't enough money.
Hester Crane: I know what you mean.
Sam: No, I don't think you do.
Hester Crane: I think I do.
Sam: Oh, no.
Hester Crane: Oh, yes.
Sam: Oh, no.
Quote from Sam
Diane: Sam, I have to ask you a question. And promise me you won't make a joke out of it. OK? Promise.
Sam: Yeah, I promise. What's up?
Diane: Do you think I'm crazy?
Sam: Yes.
Diane: Ha ha! Now we've gotten the joke out of the way, will you help me? I know this is a strange question, but it's important. Do you think I'm crazy?
Sam: Yes.
Diane: I should have known better. You're incapable of a rational conversation. Everything has to be some flip remark.
Sam: Well, wait a minute. Do you mean are you crazy, like seriously unbalanced, like losing your grasp on reality?
Diane: Yes.
Sam: Oh, well, then yes.