Sam Quote #195

Quote from Sam in Personal Business

Diane: He's only interested in my body.
Sam: You know, sometimes I'm ashamed to be a guy. But if I made the switch now, I'd have to buy a whole new wardrobe.
Diane: Men are beginning to really disgust me. Even more than before.
Sam: Oh, hey, come on! Lighten up! I mean, one rotten apple doesn't...
Diane: No, no. Not one. We're talking orchards here. The few scant offers I've had for a job have all had sexual strings attached.
Sam: Boy, it just makes me crazy thinking of those guys treating my squeeze like a sex object.

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 ‘Personal Business’ Quotes

Quote from Diane

Sam: "Dear Sam. Although my tenure here has been one of value and enlightenment, still..."
Diane: Il faut cultiver notre jardin.
Sam: Come on! First of all, nobody resigns from a bar. And second of all, nobody resigns in Latin.
Cliff: It's French, Sammy.
Coach: What does it mean, Cliff?
Cliff: Well, because of the idiomatic peculiarities, it can't really be translated into English.
Diane: "One must cultivate one's own garden."
Cliff: Oh, oh, oh. Well, Diane, you took some liberties with the derogatory tense there, but I think we'll let it slide this time, huh?

Quote from Carla

Cliff: Carla, what's the matter, sweetheart? Are you all right?
Carla: Don't you see? My life hasn't exactly been a bag of roses, you know. My old man used to beat me. I spent half my childhood in reform school. My husband was a rat who left me with four hungry mouths to feed. But this... makes up for all that. I am the happiest woman alive.

Quote from Coach

Sam: You know, what the hell's this about? Is this because I didn't take your side against Carla?
Diane: No, Sam. The problem with Carla is only a symptom. You see, it's abundantly clear to me that our working together is making our lives miserable and it can only get worse.
Coach: Diane, you just can't leave like that. I mean, we should have a party, you know. Some booze, a lot of pretzels, some munchies, get a lot of people together.
Norm: Coach, you mean kind of like this?
Coach: Well, I guess that's goodbye, Diane.