Diane: He's only interested in my body.
Sam: You know, sometimes I'm ashamed to be a guy. But if I made the switch now, I'd have to buy a whole new wardrobe.
Diane: Men are beginning to really disgust me. Even more than before.
Sam: Oh, hey, come on! Lighten up! I mean, one rotten apple doesn't...
Diane: No, no. Not one. We're talking orchards here. The few scant offers I've had for a job have all had sexual strings attached.
Sam: Boy, it just makes me crazy thinking of those guys treating my squeeze like a sex object.