Diane Quote #68
Quote from Diane in Coach Returns to Action
Coach: Diane, please, I'd like to be alone.
Diane: Coach, now if you don't act now, your life will be forever haunted with the memory of lost opportunity.
Coach: Diane, maybe you're right. Maybe I should've tried earlier, but Sam's after her now. Can't you see that?
Diane: So? He's not getting anywhere.
Carla: Ooh, ooh. You got the hots for Nina?
Coach: Oh, you know that, too, huh?
Diane: Um, Carla, Coach is too shy to ask Nina out.
Coach: Oh, come on, will you? Who wants to date me? I'm over the hill.
Diane: Nothing could be further from the truth. I'd go out with you.
Coach: Really?
Diane: Yes.
Coach: I would, too.
Diane: See? And we all know how fussy Carla is.
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Quote from Cliff
Diane: Well, what I can't fathom is how one can drink cold beer in freezing weather.
Norm: Cliff? Explanation please.
Diane: Now, how do you know he has one?
Norm: Five bucks says he does, ten says it's a doozy.
Cliff: When the British ruled Punjab...
Norm: Ten bucks all the way.
Cliff: ...they drank steaming hot tea on the hottest days of the year to balance out their inside and outside temperatures. See, conversely, drinking an ice-cold drink on a cold day actually results in a more comfortable body temperature.
Diane: All right. Why do you drink ice-cold beer on a hot day?
Norm: Mr. Clavin?
Cliff: What else are you gonna do with it?
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, I don't know what I'm doing back there. Does anyone know anything about plumbing?
Cliff: Well, the Romans had an elaborate system of aqueducts. They were sort of the forerunners of...
Sam: Cliff. Cliff. I need somebody to help me fix the plumbing.
Cliff: Oh, hey, sorry, Sammy. Strictly theory.
Quote from Coach
Coach: Sit down, I'll show you the place. Have a seat. Now, let's see. This is the bar. Those are the bottles. These are the glasses. That's a stool. Any questions?
Nina: Well, you know, I've always wondered what gas you use to pressurize those beer kegs.
Coach: Probably unleaded.