Coach: Diane, please, I'd like to be alone.
Diane: Coach, now if you don't act now, your life will be forever haunted with the memory of lost opportunity.
Coach: Diane, maybe you're right. Maybe I should've tried earlier, but Sam's after her now. Can't you see that?
Diane: So? He's not getting anywhere.
Carla: Ooh, ooh. You got the hots for Nina?
Coach: Oh, you know that, too, huh?
Diane: Um, Carla, Coach is too shy to ask Nina out.
Coach: Oh, come on, will you? Who wants to date me? I'm over the hill.
Diane: Nothing could be further from the truth. I'd go out with you.
Coach: Really?
Diane: Yes.
Coach: I would, too.
Diane: See? And we all know how fussy Carla is.