Sam Quote #1460
Quote from Sam in Crash of the Titans
Sam: Oh! Oh! Rebecca. Rebecca. Rebecca.
Rebecca: Sam, I'm really glad to see you.
Sam: I'm just glad I got here in time. I mean, you see what he's driving you to, don't you? You're throwing yourself at a man just to gain material things. You know what that makes you, don't you?
Rebecca: Ahead in the race to get a pool room and two bathrooms.
Sam: Come on, Rebecca. Yeah, you just stay out of this will you, John? Honey, go downstairs, wipe that makeup off, will you? I tell you what, why don't you put on a nice dress or something, maybe call your Mom. Bet it's been a while, hasn't it?
Rebecca: Yeah, yes, Sam, it has.
Sam: Yeah, yeah.
John: Actually it's been a while for me, too, Sam. Thanks for spoiling what was going to be a lovely evening. That certainly endears you to me.
Sam: I just have two words for you, John.
John: What's that?
Sam: Twins. Come on in, girls. Here's Johnny! How do you like these, Johnny boy? Go ahead and touch 'em. They're real.
Cheers Quotes
‘Crash of the Titans’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
John: Carla, it's the first of the month. Where's my rent check for the poolroom and the bathrooms?
Carla: Here you are. Buy yourself a melon in case you misplace your head.
John: Thank you. Tell me, Carla, clinically speaking, are you considered a dwarf or a midget?
Carla: Say, is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
John: Somebody phone the authorities in Paris. A gargoyle has just fallen off Notre Dame and is now taking drink orders.
Carla: You know, two heads like that would make a perfectly good butt.
John: Shrike.
Carla: Bullet head.
John: Slattern.
Carla: Hatchet face.
John: Well, must be off. Till next month, then.
Carla: He's good people.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: You know, uh, I don't think that a ground surface irregularity of this nature is so strange. I mean, after all, the entire East Coast is sinking. We all know that. I mean, due to global warming, the polar ice caps are melting and, hey, we're gonna be all underwater anyway. Yeah, that's why l, uh, like to keep a couple of cans of tuna and an inflatable raft in the trunk of my car. Wait a second, I ate the tuna a couple of nights ago. I'd better go out and get some more. Boy, if that flood comes tonight, I'm really going to kick myself.
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: This is a bit of a surprise, isn't it, Rebecca? Why do you want Cheers? I would think for you this bar would only have negative associations connected with it. Well, think of all the heartbreak you've had here, the forgotten goals, the missed opportunities.
Norm: Hey, it's called atmosphere, babe.
Lilith: I would think for you this place would have the stench of failure.
Carla: No, that's Clavin, and F.Y.l., it's not just failure.
Rebecca: You know, actually, Lilith, I had more productive, successful times at Cheers than I've had anyplace else in my life.
Lilith: Dear God. ... Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.