Sam Quote #1460

Quote from Sam in Crash of the Titans

Sam: Oh! Oh! Rebecca. Rebecca. Rebecca.
Rebecca: Sam, I'm really glad to see you.
Sam: I'm just glad I got here in time. I mean, you see what he's driving you to, don't you? You're throwing yourself at a man just to gain material things. You know what that makes you, don't you?
Rebecca: Ahead in the race to get a pool room and two bathrooms.
Sam: Come on, Rebecca. Yeah, you just stay out of this will you, John? Honey, go downstairs, wipe that makeup off, will you? I tell you what, why don't you put on a nice dress or something, maybe call your Mom. Bet it's been a while, hasn't it?
Rebecca: Yeah, yes, Sam, it has.
Sam: Yeah, yeah.
John: Actually it's been a while for me, too, Sam. Thanks for spoiling what was going to be a lovely evening. That certainly endears you to me.
Sam: I just have two words for you, John.
John: What's that?
Sam: Twins. Come on in, girls. Here's Johnny! How do you like these, Johnny boy? Go ahead and touch 'em. They're real.

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Quote from Carla

John: Carla, it's the first of the month. Where's my rent check for the poolroom and the bathrooms?
Carla: Here you are. Buy yourself a melon in case you misplace your head.
John: Thank you. Tell me, Carla, clinically speaking, are you considered a dwarf or a midget?
Carla: Say, is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
John: Somebody phone the authorities in Paris. A gargoyle has just fallen off Notre Dame and is now taking drink orders.
Carla: You know, two heads like that would make a perfectly good butt.
John: Shrike.
Carla: Bullet head.
John: Slattern.
Carla: Hatchet face.
John: Well, must be off. Till next month, then.
Carla: He's good people.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: You know, uh, I don't think that a ground surface irregularity of this nature is so strange. I mean, after all, the entire East Coast is sinking. We all know that. I mean, due to global warming, the polar ice caps are melting and, hey, we're gonna be all underwater anyway. Yeah, that's why l, uh, like to keep a couple of cans of tuna and an inflatable raft in the trunk of my car. Wait a second, I ate the tuna a couple of nights ago. I'd better go out and get some more. Boy, if that flood comes tonight, I'm really going to kick myself.

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: This is a bit of a surprise, isn't it, Rebecca? Why do you want Cheers? I would think for you this bar would only have negative associations connected with it. Well, think of all the heartbreak you've had here, the forgotten goals, the missed opportunities.
Norm: Hey, it's called atmosphere, babe.
Lilith: I would think for you this place would have the stench of failure.
Carla: No, that's Clavin, and F.Y.l., it's not just failure.
Rebecca: You know, actually, Lilith, I had more productive, successful times at Cheers than I've had anyplace else in my life.
Lilith: Dear God. ... Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking of something else.