Sam: Oh! Oh! Rebecca. Rebecca. Rebecca.
Rebecca: Sam, I'm really glad to see you.
Sam: I'm just glad I got here in time. I mean, you see what he's driving you to, don't you? You're throwing yourself at a man just to gain material things. You know what that makes you, don't you?
Rebecca: Ahead in the race to get a pool room and two bathrooms.
Sam: Come on, Rebecca. Yeah, you just stay out of this will you, John? Honey, go downstairs, wipe that makeup off, will you? I tell you what, why don't you put on a nice dress or something, maybe call your Mom. Bet it's been a while, hasn't it?
Rebecca: Yeah, yes, Sam, it has.
Sam: Yeah, yeah.
John: Actually it's been a while for me, too, Sam. Thanks for spoiling what was going to be a lovely evening. That certainly endears you to me.
Sam: I just have two words for you, John.
John: What's that?
Sam: Twins. Come on in, girls. Here's Johnny! How do you like these, Johnny boy? Go ahead and touch 'em. They're real.