Sam Quote #1404
Quote from Sam in Woody Interruptus
Henri: Uh, when I first came in, I was afraid that you were Woody, uh, but then when I saw the real thing, I was most relieved.
Sam: Why's that?
Henri: Heh. No competition. I could steal Kelly with both hands tied behind my back. Ooh!
Sam: Listen, Kelly's Woody's girlfriend. I'm sure you could have any woman you wanted.
Henri: I know, but, uh, Kelly is so innocent and naive. I love to change that.
Sam: Boy, I'm kind of torn here. I mean, Woody's my closest friend, but that is a real solid argument. You know, Woody may surprise you there, you know. He's, uh looks like a pushover, but he's got his way with women.
Woody: Oh, no, I've been shot through the head! I've been shot through the head!
Henri: I'll take my chances.
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‘Woody Interruptus’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: I can't believe Kelly would be so mad at me just 'cause I stood up to Henri. It's like she's starting to like him better than me. Hey, Sam, you don't think that maybe they've been to...
Sam: To the back of the barn?
Woody: I was gonna say to bed together. What- What is the back of the barn? What does that mean? That- That's- That's where the compost heap is. I can't think of any place less romantic.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Kelly's coming back from France.
Frasier: Ah! She's hopping the pond, eh?
Woody: The what?
Frasier: The pond. It's a reference to the Atlantic.
Woody: Uh, the Atlantic is an ocean, not a pond, Dr. Crane. How many of those have you had?
Frasier: Apparently, not enough.
Woody: Boy, I am really nervous. It seems like Kelly's been gone a year.
Frasier: How long has she been gone?
Woody: A year. Can I put some ice in that drink for you, Dr. Crane?
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: Henri, you're gonna love this. Woody thinks you really are trying to steal me away from him.
Henri: Oh! [laughs] Oh, that's so funny. I am, you know. Right out from under your nose. [laughs]
Kelly: See how he is, Woody? He really cracks me up.
Woody: [laughs] Yeah, that's a good one. Now, I got one for you, Henri. Get your hands off my girlfriend.
Kelly: Henri, if you'll excuse us a moment. Woody, I think you were a little rude to Henri just now.
Woody: Yeah, well, I think Henri was a little rude, too.
Kelly: He's supposed to be rude; he's French.