Henri: Uh, when I first came in, I was afraid that you were Woody, uh, but then when I saw the real thing, I was most relieved.
Sam: Why's that?
Henri: Heh. No competition. I could steal Kelly with both hands tied behind my back. Ooh!
Sam: Listen, Kelly's Woody's girlfriend. I'm sure you could have any woman you wanted.
Henri: I know, but, uh, Kelly is so innocent and naive. I love to change that.
Sam: Boy, I'm kind of torn here. I mean, Woody's my closest friend, but that is a real solid argument. You know, Woody may surprise you there, you know. He's, uh looks like a pushover, but he's got his way with women.
Woody: Oh, no, I've been shot through the head! I've been shot through the head!
Henri: I'll take my chances.