Sam Quote #450
Quote from Sam in Behind Every Great Woman
Sam: Wait a second. I think it'd be fun to help you with your article here. I bet you're looking for a quote, too?
Paula: Don't waste my time.
Sam: No, wait a second. Wait a second. You know, I always say, if it wasn't for people who say they never go to singles bars, singles bars would be out of business.
Norm: [to Cliff] Didn't Diane say that?
Carla: When you talk all the time, you're bound to say everything eventually.
Paula: That's almost useable.
Sam: Well, there's more where that came from. Listen, why don't we go up to Melville's? I'll share my thoughts on the singles phenomenon and we'll have some bouillabaisse, huh?
Paula: Mr. Malone, is this another come-on? Are you plying me with fish heads?
Sam: No, no, I promise. We'll just talk about the article. OK?
Paula: I do love bouillabaisse.
Sam: Yeah? I hear it's an aphrodisiac. But then again, when I'm around, even oxygen is an aphrodisiac. I can't believe you're not writing down these crude come-ons.
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‘Behind Every Great Woman’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What would you like, Norm?
Norm: A reason to live. Keep them coming.
Quote from Frasier
Sam: [comes out of his office] Diane, am I pronouncing this right? Giv-er-ny?
Diane: [French accent] Giverny.
Sam: Thank you.
Frasier: It seems every time we have a discussion about something, it turns into- What was that all about?
Diane: Sam is developing an interest in the Impressionists.
Frasier: Hmm.
Diane: Hmm, what?
Frasier: Hmm, this is suspicious. I think it's part of Sam's grand design to win you back.
Diane: Oh, not this again. You're starting to sound like a broken record.
Frasier: Oh, now you're saying that I'm redundant. That I repeat myself. That I say things over and over.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Cliffie had the Ton O'T-Bone. For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA choice beff.
Cliff: Beff? No, you mean beef.
Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffie, that stuff is beff. It's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic... What, uh, meat-like substance.
Cliff: Oh, no.
Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complain about the loobster?