Norm Quote #254

Quote from Norm in Behind Every Great Woman

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What would you like, Norm?
Norm: A reason to live. Keep them coming.


 ‘Behind Every Great Woman’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: Cliffie had the Ton O'T-Bone. For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA choice beff.
Cliff: Beff? No, you mean beef.
Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffie, that stuff is beff. It's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic... What, uh, meat-like substance.
Cliff: Oh, no.
Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complain about the loobster?

Quote from Frasier

Sam: [comes out of his office] Diane, am I pronouncing this right? Giv-er-ny?
Diane: [French accent] Giverny.
Sam: Thank you.
Frasier: It seems every time we have a discussion about something, it turns into- What was that all about?
Diane: Sam is developing an interest in the Impressionists.
Frasier: Hmm.
Diane: Hmm, what?
Frasier: Hmm, this is suspicious. I think it's part of Sam's grand design to win you back.
Diane: Oh, not this again. You're starting to sound like a broken record.
Frasier: Oh, now you're saying that I'm redundant. That I repeat myself. That I say things over and over.

 Norm Peterson Quotes

Quote from Tan 'n' Wash

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

Quote from Paint Your Office

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Man: Hey.
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson. Beer, Woody.