Sam Quote #449

Quote from Sam in Behind Every Great Woman

Paula: I'm writing an article on singles bars for "Boston Scene" magazine. What would you consider to be the major allure of this bar for the singles crowd?
Sam: Well, you're gazing hungrily at him, honey.
Paula: You're unbelievable.
Cliff: Ooh, I think he's got a whiff on this one, Norm.
Norm: Never. Not in a million years.
Paula: Would you say that "Cheers" has a reputation as a singles bar?
Sam: I'll answer that question seriously if you'll answer one of mine seriously.
Paula: OK.
Sam: Do you think it's possible for a man to satisfy a woman too much?
Paula: In the two weeks I've been doing research, you're the first person who has hit on me so relentlessly that I've terminated the interview.
Sam: Well, you should have come to me first.

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 ‘Behind Every Great Woman’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What would you like, Norm?
Norm: A reason to live. Keep them coming.

Quote from Frasier

Sam: [comes out of his office] Diane, am I pronouncing this right? Giv-er-ny?
Diane: [French accent] Giverny.
Sam: Thank you.
Frasier: It seems every time we have a discussion about something, it turns into- What was that all about?
Diane: Sam is developing an interest in the Impressionists.
Frasier: Hmm.
Diane: Hmm, what?
Frasier: Hmm, this is suspicious. I think it's part of Sam's grand design to win you back.
Diane: Oh, not this again. You're starting to sound like a broken record.
Frasier: Oh, now you're saying that I'm redundant. That I repeat myself. That I say things over and over.

Quote from Norm

Norm: Cliffie had the Ton O'T-Bone. For less than four bucks you get 24 ounces of USDA choice beff.
Cliff: Beff? No, you mean beef.
Norm: Beef? Don't be ridiculous, Cliffie, that stuff is beff. It's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic... What, uh, meat-like substance.
Cliff: Oh, no.
Norm: What do you expect for four bucks? You see me complain about the loobster?