Paula: I'm writing an article on singles bars for "Boston Scene" magazine. What would you consider to be the major allure of this bar for the singles crowd?
Sam: Well, you're gazing hungrily at him, honey.
Paula: You're unbelievable.
Cliff: Ooh, I think he's got a whiff on this one, Norm.
Norm: Never. Not in a million years.
Paula: Would you say that "Cheers" has a reputation as a singles bar?
Sam: I'll answer that question seriously if you'll answer one of mine seriously.
Paula: OK.
Sam: Do you think it's possible for a man to satisfy a woman too much?
Paula: In the two weeks I've been doing research, you're the first person who has hit on me so relentlessly that I've terminated the interview.
Sam: Well, you should have come to me first.