Cliff Quote #127
Quote from Cliff in Fairy Tales Can Come True
Coach: [answers phone] Hello, Cheers. No, there's no Ponce de Leon here. And we don't have Prince Albert in the can. Why don't you do your homework and go to bed?
Cliff: Coach, Coach, Coach. I think that might be for me. [takes the phone] Hello? Yeah. Really? No, I understand. Yeah, I understand. OK. All right. Bye. [hangs up] Isn't that something? She was afraid to meet me without her mask on. I actually made a woman nervous. That's incredible, isn't it?
Sam: So are you two going get together?
Cliff: Yeah. She's at a pay phone across the street. She said she's coming right over.
Norm: Cliffie, yeah?
Sam: Well, let's not stand here. We'll be up here.
Cliff: Come here. [Coach adjusts Cliff's tie]
Cliff: Thank you.
Carla: Now, Cliff, we don't want to have to eavesdrop. So keep your stupid remarks loud.
Cliff: Hello.
Tinker Bell: Hi.
Cliff: I'm Club Clifford. I'm Cliff Clavin.
Tinker Bell: I'm Hario Share. Sharon Hair. I mean I'm Sharon O'Hare.
[Sam turns the Juke Box on. "Moon River" plays. Sam goes up to Cliff and whispers in his ear. When there's no response from Cliff or Sharon, Sam manipulates their bodies to get them dancing together]
Cheers Quotes
‘Fairy Tales Can Come True’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Diane: Actually, the Boston Pops was the one cultural event, albeit heavily sugar-coated, that Sam genuinely liked.
Sam: Yeah. I especially liked the 18...somethingth overture.
Frasier: 1812.
Sam: Hey, you really know your stuff. Yeah. You know, till Diane dragged me to that concert, I never realized just how many years of practice and dedication it takes to become a classical musician.
Frasier: Well, anyone in particular impress you?
Sam: Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy on the cannons. He's incredible. You know, I mean, I actually thought about taking it up myself, but I think it's one of those things you have to start when you're very, very young.
Frasier: Yes, they say to be truly great, you do. Yes.
Sam: That's what I thought.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: You know what my school nickname was in high school?
Coach: No, you never told us.
Cliff: That's because I didn't have one, Coach. I tried to get one started. You know, made it up myself. Courteous Cliff.
Norm: [chuckles] Courteous Cliff? As long as you were making it up yourself, couldn't you have done a little better?
Cliff: Nah, I didn't want to arouse suspicion, Normie. You know, I hear there's a tribe of men in the Middle East called the Essenites. They're entirely celibate. They live without women. Rumor has it that they are the happiest men in the world. Tomorrow I'm going to send for their brochure.
Quote from Coach
Sam: Why don't you guys lighten up on Cliff, huh?
Alan: Sorry, Sam. But you've got to admit, it's a little bit weird, isn't it? I mean, he's never been married. I've never even seen him with a woman.
Steve: Hey, Norm, he's your best friend. Is he gay or what?
Coach: I can't believe what I'm hearing! You can't tell a gay guy by his appearance. We had an outfielder on the Red Sox, Duke Roberts. I mean, he never got married. He never went with girls. He even wore those fancy Italian shoes. And he lived with a guy who was a florist. And Duke wasn't gay.
Sam: Yes, he was, Coach.
Coach: He was? Do you think he'd like to meet Cliffie?