Coach: [answers phone] Hello, Cheers. No, there's no Ponce de Leon here. And we don't have Prince Albert in the can. Why don't you do your homework and go to bed?
Cliff: Coach, Coach, Coach. I think that might be for me. [takes the phone] Hello? Yeah. Really? No, I understand. Yeah, I understand. OK. All right. Bye. [hangs up] Isn't that something? She was afraid to meet me without her mask on. I actually made a woman nervous. That's incredible, isn't it?
Sam: So are you two going get together?
Cliff: Yeah. She's at a pay phone across the street. She said she's coming right over.
Norm: Cliffie, yeah?
Sam: Well, let's not stand here. We'll be up here.
Cliff: Come here. [Coach adjusts Cliff's tie]
Cliff: Thank you.
Carla: Now, Cliff, we don't want to have to eavesdrop. So keep your stupid remarks loud.
Cliff: Hello.
Tinker Bell: Hi.
Cliff: I'm Club Clifford. I'm Cliff Clavin.
Tinker Bell: I'm Hario Share. Sharon Hair. I mean I'm Sharon O'Hare.
[Sam turns the Juke Box on. "Moon River" plays. Sam goes up to Cliff and whispers in his ear. When there's no response from Cliff or Sharon, Sam manipulates their bodies to get them dancing together]