Cliff: You know what my school nickname was in high school?
Coach: No, you never told us.
Cliff: That's because I didn't have one, Coach. I tried to get one started. You know, made it up myself. Courteous Cliff.
Norm: [chuckles] Courteous Cliff? As long as you were making it up yourself, couldn't you have done a little better?
Cliff: Nah, I didn't want to arouse suspicion, Normie. You know, I hear there's a tribe of men in the Middle East called the Essenites. They're entirely celibate. They live without women. Rumor has it that they are the happiest men in the world. Tomorrow I'm going to send for their brochure.