Coach Quote #198
Quote from Coach in And Coachie Makes Three
Coach: Sam, Diane. Kids, hold on, please. Look, I'm beginning to see the light here. You both have something to tell me but you both don't have the guts to tell me, right?
Sam: Well, I do, Diane doesn't.
Coach: Well then, what is it? Say it. Come on, Sam. Say it. Look, when you were a drunk and nobody told you, I told you you were a drink, didn't l? I told you?
Sam: Over and over again.
Coach: Well, you really were a drunk, Sam.
Sam: I know.
Coach: I mean, you were really a drunk, Sam.
Sam: Hey, hey, hey. Don't start again.
Coach: Look, what kind of a friendship is it, is it so weak that we can't just come out and tell each other the truth?
Sam: You're right. You're right. We just don't want you hanging around us so much.
Coach: If you don't want me, it's fine. I'm not mad. It's fine. I'll see you. But, Sam, you really were a drunk.
‘And Coachie Makes Three’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: You know, when I'm in charge of the bar, I know what God feels like.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: It's like I'm in complete control of people's destinies. Yeah, like, I can make their drinks too strong so they get sick. Or I can water them down so they're paying for nothing. Or if I don't like their attitudes, I can spit in it. [chuckles]
Norm: Carla, you're not still upset about that little argument we had the other day?
Carla: You tell me.
[As Cliff returns to the bar for his freshly-poured beer, he shakes hands with another patron. With Cliff's back turned, Norm switches their beers and starts drinking.]
Cliff: Oh, hey, Carla. Listen, I'm sorry about this morning when I called you a sawed-off witch. [Norm spits his beer out]
Quote from Norm
[As Sam and Diane come down the steps of Cheers, Norm is sitting there reading a newspaper]
Sam: Good morning, Norm.
Norm: Where in the heck have you been? Is my watch fast or something?
Diane: Sorry, Norm. We had kind of a difficult evening. [they enter the bar]
Sam: We finally had to tell Coach we didn't want to see him any more.
Diane: It was terrible. Even worse than we feared.
Sam: We spent half the night arguing about who was to blame. You should have- It's-
[Sam notices that Norm is stood nervously near the door]
Sam: Diane.
Both: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Norm: Morning, everybody.
Diane: How are you today, Norman?
Norm: Oh, as if you cared.
Quote from Carla
Carla: I got it. I got it here.
Sam: What?
Carla: Make him think you got a bad disease. Get real skinny, and you paint your faces white and pasty. Walk around looking like you're gonna throw up. Uh, you'd better hurry up there. Diane's got a head start.