Quote from Carla in And Coachie Makes Three
Carla: You know, when I'm in charge of the bar, I know what God feels like. Norm: How's that? Carla: It's like I'm in complete control of people's destinies. Yeah, like, I can make their drinks too strong so they get sick. Or I can water them down so they're paying for nothing. Or if I don't like their attitudes, I can spit in it. [chuckles] Norm: Carla, you're not still upset about that little argument we had the other day? Carla: You tell me. [As Cliff returns to the bar for his freshly-poured beer, he shakes hands with another patron. With Cliff's back turned, Norm switches their beers and starts drinking.] Cliff: Oh, hey, Carla. Listen, I'm sorry about this morning when I called you a sawed-off witch. [Norm spits his beer out]