Quote from Norm in And Coachie Makes Three
[As Sam and Diane come down the steps of Cheers, Norm is sitting there reading a newspaper] Sam: Good morning, Norm. Norm: Where in the heck have you been? Is my watch fast or something? Diane: Sorry, Norm. We had kind of a difficult evening. [they enter the bar] Sam: We finally had to tell Coach we didn't want to see him any more. Diane: It was terrible. Even worse than we feared. Sam: We spent half the night arguing about who was to blame. You should have- It's- [Sam notices that Norm is stood nervously near the door] Sam: Diane. Both: Norm! Diane: Norman. Norm: Morning, everybody. Diane: How are you today, Norman? Norm: Oh, as if you cared.