Sam Quote #56
Quote from Sam in Truce or Consequences
Sam: Hey, come on, Diane, Carla, you go at each other every night. We're getting scouts in here from the roller derby. Listen, I mean it. You guys do something about this, or I'm gonna... I'm gonna think about personnel changes.
Carla: Oh, what choice do we have, Sam? We don't like each other.
Diane: No, Carla, Sam's... [Carla walks away] Carla. Sam's making good sense. You could knock me over with a feather, but he is. We need to sit down together and talk this out.
Carla: That's nuts. What's there to talk about?
Sam: Listen. I want you to sit down and settle this, or else.
Diane: We'll do it.
Sam: Carla?
Carla: Do it.
Diane: Can we use this table?
Sam: Oh, you mean here? No, no. You know, I was thinking more along the lines of your homes or a coffee shop. Uh, down by the docks, maybe.
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Quote from Coach
Diane: How dare he chastise her? She can barely scrape out a living. How much suffering does the poor woman have to do? She's raising four children, not to mention that one of them is Sam's...
Coach: One of Carla's kids is Sam's kid?
Diane: No. No, I didn't say that.
Coach: Wait a minute. Let me figure this out, now. Uh... Sam knows Carla five years, right? And Carla's youngest kid, Gino, is seven and a half. That's it. It works out.
Diane: Wait a minute. Gino is seven and a half years old?
Coach: Yeah.
Diane: And Sam and Carla have only known each other five years?
Coach: Right, but who would ever figure that Gino was Sam's kid?
Diane: She lied. She deliberately lied.
Coach: You mean that Gino's not Sam's kid?
Diane: No.
Coach: Holy mackerel! This is gonna break Sam's heart when he hears this.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hello. My name is Carla. I'll be your slave for the evening.
Quote from Coach
Diane: I reached out to her. That weasel. Coach, what do you do when you are so furious you have to do something?
Coach: Well, I know you'll think it's kind of crazy, but I bang my head on the bar.
Diane: Doesn't sound crazy to me. It might do me a lot of good right now.
Coach: Well, OK. [bangs his head on the bar]
Diane: No, don't. Stop that, please.
Coach: You feel better?
Diane: Yes. Thank you. How about you?
Coach: Oh, I feel fine. I mean, to me, it's kind of a picker-upper.