Quote from Coach in Truce or Consequences
Diane: How dare he chastise her? She can barely scrape out a living. How much suffering does the poor woman have to do? She's raising four children, not to mention that one of them is Sam's... Coach: One of Carla's kids is Sam's kid? Diane: No. No, I didn't say that. Coach: Wait a minute. Let me figure this out, now. Uh... Sam knows Carla five years, right? And Carla's youngest kid, Gino, is seven and a half. That's it. It works out. Diane: Wait a minute. Gino is seven and a half years old? Coach: Yeah. Diane: And Sam and Carla have only known each other five years? Coach: Right, but who would ever figure that Gino was Sam's kid? Diane: She lied. She deliberately lied. Coach: You mean that Gino's not Sam's kid? Diane: No. Coach: Holy mackerel! This is gonna break Sam's heart when he hears this.