Santa #1: Well I hate to leave, but, uh I've got a busy night, and a long haul ahead of me. Night.
Norm: Anyone remember that guy from class?
Santa #2: No. I don't, uh...
Santa #3: Beats me. I thought he was a friend of yours.
Norm: No, no, no. Not a friend of mine.
Santa #3: No, he came over with you.
Norm: No, I could swear that he came with... Okay, wait, now wait. Wait a second now. You don't suppose... Did you hear that? Suppose it could be the wind, but it sounded like sleigh bells.
Frasier: Oh, come on, guys. I mean, seriously, there must be some explanation.
Norm: Well...
Frasier: Geez, do you do you think there actually could be a...
Santa #1: Oh, my wife's gonna kill me. I left the lights on in the station wagon again. Can one of you guys give me a jump?
Frasier: Lilith, that was a miracle.
Lilith: Snowball, you've had too much schnapps.
Frasier: No, no, I'm stone sober. It's... I mean, I know that's just some fat old guy with car trouble, but for half a second there, I actually believed in Christmas. And th- That hasn't happened to me since I was born. Come on, let's, uh, let's sing some Christmas carols and roast some chestnuts and all that treacle...

Carla: You know, Sammy, I don't want to be ungrateful or anything, but this soap sucks wind. You bought Miss Humbug diamond earrings.
Sam: Oh, come on now. There was a reason for that, though. She has invited me over for an intimate late-night supper. [chuckles]
Carla: Yeah, you, me and half the people in this bar.
Sam: Don't kid around with me now. I'm in far too fragile a condition.
Carla: You mean you thought you were gonna be the only... [laughs] You know, I wasn't too thrilled about the soap, but this makes up for it. Fah-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Woody: Hey, look. It's a Wonderful Life is on again and it's the very best part. Turn it up, Sam.
Lilith: Well, I'm glad I can finally say this to you without having my head bitten off. Merry Christmas, Frasier.
Frasier: It is, isn't it? We have everything that matters, we're together, our loved ones are safe and happy.
Newscaster: [on TV] This just in to our news room. Boston Airport has been temporarily closed due to the presence of a berserk man on Runway Six chasing an Orlando-bound plane and throwing what appears to be cans of Chinese food. Stay tuned for further details.
Norm: Oh, Cliffy, Cliff, Cliff
All: [sing with the TV] We'll drink a cup of kindness yet For auld lang syne.
Woody: God bless us, every one.