Eric: How do I look, babe?
Shawn: Yes on the dress and no on the face.
Eric: What too much make-up?
Shawn: Too much ugly.

Eric: My name is Olga Svetlana. I'm a shot-put champion. I don't shave my arm pits.

Mr. Feeny: I, however, do wish to talk to you.
Eric: Ooh, it's Monsieur Feeny.