Topanga: Get away from me, Swamp Thing.
Cory: Swamp Thing wants the booty!

Angela: Yeah, so it's like you're a couple and we're a couple, and we're exactly the same except that-
Shawn: You're married and we're happy.

Shawn: Honey, I hate the kids.

Angela: You guys are our closest friends, but we are sick and tired of you!

Shawn: Please get out and don't ever come back.

Jack: You think I don't understand good looks and a rich daddy? You and I are cut from the same velvet cloth.

Amy: I don't like it when you call him an idiot, Alan.
Alan: I didn't call him anything.
Amy: Oh, well I guess I must have thought it in my head.

Eric: Toilets are clean, boss. Oh, hey, look: I'm a Teletubby!

Eric: Her name is Bridget and I wrote her this poem: "Bridget you make me fidget."

Cory: Drink this you no signing, no money giving us, no letting us stay in your house, little wisp of a man. Drink it!