‘Unexpected Company’
Season 5, Episode 9 - Aired March 15, 2019
Michael is suspicious when his father sends him back to the Bluth Company to look at the books under Gob's management. George Michael tries to keep Rebel from visiting the Fakeblock HQ. Meanwhile, Buster hasn't been seen since the parade.
Quote from Gob
Adhir: Just one more thing before I have security drag you out. Why are you claiming that the closet conversion company was a religious write-off?
Gob: Oh, well, because I went there to become straight. I thought it was one of those Christian places that converts gay men and is, uh...
Adhir: Now the sole province of extreme fundamentalist Christian derangement.
Gob: Oh, you're just mad 'cause you can't have a hamburger. But, yes.
Adhir: Those places don't work. There's no such thing as a program that can change someone. It's a way for hypocrites to try to convince the world that they're now straight.
Gob: Without using magic. So I just tell the world that I'm gay, and that I'm going to one of those? And then I come out straight.
Adhir: Mm, well, if you really do identify as a gay man, I would say going to a place like that will only make you miserable. So, shall I arrange an Uber for you?
Gob: I didn't understand a word you just said, little guy.
Quote from George Michael
Narrator: But George Michael, meanwhile, was worried that his uncle had failed to set up the protesters.
Rebel: You know Betty White has this same car?
George Michael: You know Betty White?
Rebel: We share a weed dealer.
Quote from George Michael
George Michael: [distorted over phone] We are Anonymous.
George Michael: Oh, shoot, not again. My tech guys think that I've been hacked by Anonymous. I don't mean the alkies, I mean the, uh, the guys who wear the creepy masks, hang out online. The Guy Fawkeses.
Rebel: Really? That sounded like you.
George Michael: Think so? God, they can even do that now. Well, all the more reason to not get you mixed up in all this. You know, online hacking I can deal with, it's just the day that they show up in person that I'm dreading. But you can't live in fear, so let's go. Whatever happens, happens.
Quote from George Michael
Narrator: And George Michael arrived at Fakeblock, ready to act afraid of the Guy Fawkeses.
Man #1: When do we want it?
Man #2: Stop tracking us!
Man #3: Make a chain!
George Michael: This is all on me.
Man #4: We're still protesting!
Rebel: Oh. You hired a bunch of foxy guys to protest me because I said I hated hot guys. [laughs] "Rebel." "Unfair."
George Michael: I was reading that as rebel.