Adhir: Just one more thing before I have security drag you out. Why are you claiming that the closet conversion company was a religious write-off?
Gob: Oh, well, because I went there to become straight. I thought it was one of those Christian places that converts gay men and is, uh...
Adhir: Now the sole province of extreme fundamentalist Christian derangement.
Gob: Oh, you're just mad 'cause you can't have a hamburger. But, yes.
Adhir: Those places don't work. There's no such thing as a program that can change someone. It's a way for hypocrites to try to convince the world that they're now straight.
Gob: Without using magic. So I just tell the world that I'm gay, and that I'm going to one of those? And then I come out straight.
Adhir: Mm, well, if you really do identify as a gay man, I would say going to a place like that will only make you miserable. So, shall I arrange an Uber for you?
Gob: I didn't understand a word you just said, little guy.