Gob Quote #282
Quote from Gob in Exit Strategy
Michael: Dad is up on treason charges for building homes in Iraq.
Gob: It's a USO tour.
Michael: You're not going.
Gob: Yes, I am. And I'm doing my whole Christian magic act that my relig-y girlfriend helped me work out. I dress up like Jesus, walk on water, which you've seen. And I do the wine into water...
Michael: It's "water into wine."
Gob: Then I emptied out all your wine bottles and filled them with fake stuff for nothing.
Lindsay: Great, how am I supposed to have sex with my husband now?
Michael: Gob, we've got the depositions, okay? You're not going to Iraq.
Gob: You're just jealous that I am the son that the father has asked to do his work in the Holy Land.
Michael: So Dad is behind this.
Gob: And he won't bump me up to business class.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Exit Strategy’ Quotes
Quote from Tobias
Tobias: I'm afraid I might not be able to be deposed either. I got a call out of the blue for a chance to play a very important part in The Prosecution.
Michael: The prosecution called you?
Tobias: I assume it's a CBS procedural. Although they didn't send sides, so I thought I'd trot out a Vagina Monologue, or something else I know. And they did ask for old photos and documents so I went and got these out of the secret room.
Michael: The prosecution is not a TV show. It's clearly somebody in the D.A.'s office trying to get you to flip. These guys will bend the law to enforce the law.
Tobias: Tell me that's not a CBS franchise.
Quote from Lucille
Michael: You're going to rehab again?
Lucille: I'm bringing Lindsay. I'm worried about her.
Lindsay: Did you get the corkscrew?
Michael: So there's going to be wine at the rehab, huh?
Lindsay: Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.
Michael: [to Lucille] How do you come up with these?
Quote from Michael
Michael: And so you just finished off the bottle?
Lindsay: Well, I had to. It's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened.
Michael: I think that's another one of Mom's little fibs. You know, like "I'll sacrifice anything for my children."