Michael: Where do we go next?
Buster: I will tell you this, Michael. If Mother saw those two, she is going to change clothes. And that means he'll be on the balcony. Whenever she changed clothes, she made me wait on the balcony until zip-up. And yet, anything goes at bath time.

Michael: George Michael, I don't think you should be going on this Promise Land thing.
George Michael: What? Why? Because I'd miss school?
Michael: No.
Maeby: You get to miss school for that?
Narrator: And that's when Maeby decided to become a devout Christian.
Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?

Michael: You're up awful early.
Lindsay: Well, my marriage is falling apart. Tobias is back with Carl.
Narrator: Tobias had gotten a call from his one-time acting teacher, Carl Weathers.
[flashback:]
Tobias: He's directing something for TV, but he thinks he might have a part for me. If this takes off, I might be able to buy you the happiness that you deserve.
[present:]
Lindsay: He said the same thing when he got cast as Frightened Inmate Number Two in that film he got fired from.
Narrator: He had even gotten a vanity plate made up announcing the achievement. And this wasn't the first time.
[montage of a glum Tobias knocking over vanity plates reading INM8 2, BLUMN, CONMAN2, DRHOUSE]