George Sr. Quote #82
Quote from George Sr. in Burning Love
Narrator: Michael's father had just installed a hot tub in the attic.
Michael: What happened to you?
George Sr.: I tried to drink some of the water and it was too hot, and it tasted like soy sauce. I think the teriyaki chicken burst.
Michael: That's why people typically don't cook in these things or install them in attics.
George Sr.: You gotta get it out of here, Mikey. My eyes, they're burning.
Michael: Wanna thank you for charging it to my credit card. You made me look very foolish in front of Sally Sitwell.
George Sr.: Did you stick it to her?
Michael: No, I didn't. You screwed that up, just like you screwed up this hot tub. Is that veal Marsala stuck in the intake?
George Sr.: They all look so good on the boxes.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Burning Love’ Quotes
Quote from Gob
Narrator: Gob had just blown up a car.
Gob: The next thing I know, I'm running for my life. And all I could think was, if something were to ever happen to me how sad I'd be, you know?
Quote from George Michael
Narrator: Michael Bluth was working at home when his son made a curious request.
George Michael: Dad, would anyone miss this Peter and the Wolf read-along record?
Michael: No. Actually, I think that's part of the model home decorations. Why?
George Michael: You're right. My girlfriend Ann wants to have a Christian music bonfire here.
Michael: That sounds like some mild fun. I think we've got some Christmas music.
George Michael: Oh, no. It's not- It's not a "Christian music" bonfire. It's a Christian "music bonfire." You know, we burn all satanic music. The thing is, though, the only music I have is either instructional or humor.
Narrator: He'd been particularly fond of a CD of something called The Jerky Boys.
[flashback:]
Michael: [answers phone] Hello.
George Michael: Hey, nitz. Hey, jerky. I wanna buy a house, Dad. It's gotta be big.
Michael: You- You said "Dad," buddy.
George Michael: Shut up, jerky.
Quote from Lindsay
Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did "nothing" cancel?
Lindsay: All right. I need to borrow a fur.
Michael: I thought you were anti-fur, Lindsay. Weren't you protesting some hunter gun thing yesterday?
Lindsay: I stopped by. I hadn't chosen a side.
[flashback:]
Lindsay: Murderers! You're all murderers!