Tobias Quote #83
Quote from Tobias in Queen for a Day
Narrator: Meanwhile, Tobias prepared to assume ownership of the Queen Mary.
Tobias: [on the phone] No, no. It's supposed to say "Tobias's Queen Mary." No, that is not what it says.
I distinct- Hello? Well, I suppose I could just paint over "Mary."
Hot Cop #1: Don't bother, man. This is our club now.
Narrator: Tobias didn't want to sell his new club, but Lindsay did. Which is why she hired several members of a local stripper agency called the Hot Cops to pose as the roughnecks.
Tobias: All right, fellas, look. I know you know nothing but a life on the street but I'd like to offer you something that the Queen Mary gave me. The joy of the stage. So maybe you could, uh, start jete-ing and stop "je-terrorizing" me.
Hot Cop #1: Yeah! Absolutely!
Hot Cop #2: We could do Rent.
Tobias: Well, this is joyous news.
Arrested Development Quotes
‘Queen for a Day’ Quotes
Quote from George Sr.
George Sr.: Oh, thank God you're here. I'm going crazy with the boredom, Michael. At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night. And once both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish. I think you have to know that world.
Quote from Gob
Gob: That's right, Michael. Guess who just got fired.
Narrator: Gob was recently hired by the Bluth Company's rival Sitwell Enterprises. And although he started off well-
[flashbacks:]
Gob: Fifty-two percent of the country is single. That's a market that's been dominated by apartment rentals. Let's take some of that market. I call it Single City.
Narrator: His ideas failed to evolve.
Gob: It's like, "Hey, you wanna go down to the whirlpool?" "Yeah. I don't have a husband." I call it Swing City.
Stan Sitwell: Let's get into some new areas, if you don't mind.
Narrator: But Gob continued to fine-tune his first one.
Gob: How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them in. This goes for the guys too because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man, because you're livin' in [bleep] City.
Stan Sitwell: You're fired.
Quote from Michael
Michael: Yeah, listen, did you buy a company car for everyone in the family except me?
George Sr.: Well, according to the books, I gave you four.
Michael: I'm serious. I'm driving a staircase, for God's sake. It smells like gas. I get hop-ons.
George Sr.: Well, of course you're gonna get- You're gonna get hop-ons.
Michael: I pull down banners, all right? And most importantly, Dad, my son does not like to be seen in it.
George Sr.: But he likes being seen with that girl.
Michael: It makes no sense, I know.