Quote from Michael in Queen for a Day
Michael: Yeah, listen, did you buy a company car for everyone in the family except me? George Sr.: Well, according to the books, I gave you four. Michael: I'm serious. I'm driving a staircase, for God's sake. It smells like gas. I get hop-ons. George Sr.: Well, of course you're gonna get- You're gonna get hop-ons. Michael: I pull down banners, all right? And most importantly, Dad, my son does not like to be seen in it. George Sr.: But he likes being seen with that girl. Michael: It makes no sense, I know.