Gob Quote #384
Gob: By the way, guys, as far as the Bluth company float goes, I bet you guys are thinking, uh, will he, won't he?
George Sr.: "Willy Wondy?"
Michael: Who's Willy Wondy?
George Sr.: "Will he, won't he" do magic on our float.
Lucille: Won't he.
Gob: Tony? Did you say Tony?
Lucille: Won't he.
Gob: Wonder. What? Why are you trying to say "Tony Wonder"?
Michael: No one's saying Tony-
Gob: Stay out of it, Mike. Why are you saying Tony Wonder? Is he doing a trick or something?
Lucille: No one's saying that or asking anything.
Gob: Good. Let's keep it that way. Anyway, you're probably saying or wondering- Now I'm doing it. [laughs] Why I won't be doing a magic show on our float. And the answer is: because I've been asked to do so on another float. A great company, Laguna Closet Conversions. Know those guys? It's not what you think. They, like, convert closets to, like, organize and stuff.
Michael: Who would think anything different?
Narrator: This geo-bead would.
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George Michael: I'm going to stop you right there. The minute you start talking about neutering your romantic partner, you're into shit that even Gangie wouldn't do.
Maeby: The monster or the grandmother?
George Michael: The monster. But, yeah, I don't think our grandmother would do that.
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George Michael: You mean like Alzheimer's?
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