Quote from Maeby in Rom-Traum
George Michael: We've got to stop the lying in this family. Maeby: Tell me about it. I mean, you tell one little story to get a place to live. Next thing you know, you're sorting through your roommate's pills to figure out which one will kill his sex drive. George Michael: What you mean like estrogen? Maeby: Wait, that's a thing? I mean, I was just day plotting. George Michael: I'm going to stop you right there. The minute you start talking about neutering your romantic partner, you're into shit that even Gangie wouldn't do. Maeby: The monster or the grandmother? George Michael: The monster. But, yeah, I don't think our grandmother would do that. Maeby: Yeah, maybe it is too far. I guess I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything. George Michael: You mean like Alzheimer's? Maeby: That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.