Lucille: Michael, this is your office now?
Michael: Yeah. Well, it's temporary. We gotta make sure Gob looks like he's in charge.
Gob: Oh. Please. Allow me. I'll just "circumvrent" you. [walks around Lucille]
Lucille: Let's make sure we don't give him any real power.

Michael: What did you find?
Gene Parmesan: Oh, nothing. Just your father's getaway car.
Michael: You're kidding.
Narrator: Michael's father had used the family stairway vehicle to escape from prison.
Michael: If I could find Dad, I'd be off the hook. I could be president again. Where is it?
Gene Parmesan: Mexico. You get the country for free. The city, that's gonna cost ya. [smokes cigarette] [fire alarm beeps]

Buster: It's too late for apologies. I'm going to the army. [whispers to Michael] Get me out. You've got to get me out.
Michael: Well, I'm headed down to Mexico to find Dad but when I get back, maybe we'll try to figure something out.
Narrator: And that's when Buster decided to sneak into Mexico to avoid the service.
Buster: No, no. I think it'll be worked out by then. [walks away]
Lindsay: What was that all about?
Michael: I think Buster's gonna escape to Mexico.

Narrator: And that's when Gob became suspicious that Michael had only made him president to stick him with the failing business while Michael himself escaped to Mexico to be with his father. So, inspired by his mother's private detective...
Gob: "Ice."
Narrator: He decided to hire someone to keep an eye on his brother.
Gob: [on the phone] I think I might have someone who's going to "cirsumvrent" the law.

Michael: George Michael, what say you and I take a road trip down to Mexico tomorrow right after Buster's party?
George Michael: Oh, I can't. I'm meeting Ann.
Michael: Who?
George Michael: Ann. Here. You took this picture of us in front of that bagel place before it was burned down.
Michael: I guess I thought she was with another family.
George Michael: She's kind of my girlfriend.
Michael: Her?
George Michael: Do you not like her?
Michael: I don't know her. It's like you spend all your time with her. It's like you're hoggin' her. Like you're a little Ann hog. Okay? Don't be such an Ann hog.

Tobias: And 8:01. Curtain has risen.
Michael: Hey, Tobias, I was wondering if you were available tomorrow to go down to Mexico. I need two drivers.
Tobias: Alas, I have two shows tomorrow where I'm on standby for the Blue Man Group. Might as well keep this makeup on since it takes so [bleep] long to get off.

Michael: Let's go down to Mexico.
George Michael: All right. Let me grab Ann real quick.
Michael: Ann's here?
George Michael: Yeah. I invited her. You said you wanted to spend some time with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.
Michael: Ann Hog's coming? I thought it was just the two of us.
George Michael: Just Ann.
Michael: All right. Load her up in the car.

Lucille: Buster, Oscar's leaving. You win.
Annyong: Buster get in trunk of car.
Lucille: So he's not going to the army. He must have had Michael sneak him into Mexico. Oh, thank God.
Oscar: It's better this way.
Lucille: Mmm. Mmm.
Oscar: I'll go unpack.
Lucille: [to Annyong] Here's some money. Go see a "Star War".

Narrator: And Buster was finding himself right at home.
Buster: Oh, my God. I used to have a shirt just like that.
Narrator: It was Buster's old shirt. Lucille had given it to Lupe.
Buster: And the hand chair. I had one in my room. I wonder where that went.
Narrator: It went right there.
Buster: I never thought I'd miss a hand so much. You people are just like me.

Michael: Hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know you. You're Gob's friend.
Ice: Not friend. Bounty hunter.
Michael: Gene? There's no way you're that good.
Ice: Name's Ice. Gob hired me to stop you from fleeing the country.
Michael: What? Are you kidding me? I'm not fleeing the country. I'm here looking for my father. But you're obviously better at this kind of thing, so I'll tell you what. I'm gonna continue paying you to find my father. You can also collect the real bounty on his head.
Ice: Nice deck. Is this where you saw him last?
Michael: No, this- That's actually him. He's just- He's much smaller in real life.
Ice: I can see that's a man. I'll find him.