Michael Quote #150
Quote from Michael in iAmigos!
Michael: Hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I know you. You're Gob's friend.
Ice: Not friend. Bounty hunter.
Michael: Gene? There's no way you're that good.
Ice: Name's Ice. Gob hired me to stop you from fleeing the country.
Michael: What? Are you kidding me? I'm not fleeing the country. I'm here looking for my father. But you're obviously better at this kind of thing, so I'll tell you what. I'm gonna continue paying you to find my father. You can also collect the real bounty on his head.
Ice: Nice deck. Is this where you saw him last?
Michael: No, this- That's actually him. He's just- He's much smaller in real life.
Ice: I can see that's a man. I'll find him.
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Quote from Lucille
Lucille: You can leave tomorrow after my going-away party for Buster. I still can't believe he's going into the army. You know, he's doing it just to spite me.
Michael: Then why are you throwing him a party?
Lucille: Just to spite him.
Michael: You guys have such a healthy thing going.
Quote from Gob
Michael: So I thought you might want to read it seeing as how you are the president now, even though it's just a title.
Gob: Uh, right. Yes, well we should "circumvrent" union penalties.
Michael: Circumvent.
Gob: "Circumverate."
Michael: Circumvent. Means to go around.
Gob: The old reach around.
Michael: Trust me. This makes you look like a leader. Okay?
Gob: I don't think that I need any help with that. [framed "Never Give Up" inspirational poster falls from the wall and smashes] [bleep] it. Just leave it where it is.
Quote from Michael
Lucille: So, I gotta a call today from Gene Parmesan, our private eye. He said he found something big.
Michael: We have a private eye, huh?
Lucille: Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me. He never did find anything.
Michael: Well, he can't be very good then.