Jacob Quote #303
Jacob: G-Man, need help? I'm like a human Command-F. I can find anything.
Gregory: Yeah, have you seen the sliced almonds for my otherwise plain oatmeal?
Jacob: We are out. But my girl Shanae in the cafeteria has got a secret stash. We're, uh- We're very close.
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[aside to camera:]
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