Ava: Damn, genetics are wild. You're cool and she... [off Vanetta's look] You would beat my ass, wouldn't you?
Vanetta: Hmm.
[aside to camera:]
Ava: The key to never getting your ass beat? Knowing when someone can beat your ass.

Ava: I just figured out where I know Janine's mom from: the club. We danced on the same tables. Cool people should have cool babies. It's not right what happened to that woman.

Ava: Melissa, girl, get in here. Jacob doing magic.
Jacob: And now, the unbreakable rings are apart. [Ava laughing]
Melissa: You're holding the rings where the gap is.
Jacob: Um, no.
Melissa: Yeah. Is that all you got, the cheap hand gimmicks? I've seen better at the boardwalk. I've seen a lot at the boardwalk.
Jacob: Okay, how about this? Pick a card, any card. Remember it. Don't show it to me. And then put it back. Was your card the five of hearts?
Melissa: No.
Jacob: Are you sure it wasn't the five of hearts?
Ava: The magic doesn't work if you lie, Melissa.
Melissa: I'm not lying. It was a queen of hearts. This is a racket.
[As Melissa walks away, the Queen of Hearts card is stuck to the back of her jacket. Ava and the class cry out in amazement.]
Jacob: The amazing Jacob has done it again!