Ava Quote #325
Ava: I just figured out where I know Janine's mom from: the club. We danced on the same tables. Cool people should have cool babies. It's not right what happened to that woman.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Mom’ Quotes
Quote from Melissa
Melissa: Long weekends just delay the inevitable. It's still a Monday, even if it's masquerading as a Tuesday.
Quote from Ava
Ava: Damn, genetics are wild. You're cool and she... [off Vanetta's look] You would beat my ass, wouldn't you?
Vanetta: Hmm.
[aside to camera:]
Ava: The key to never getting your ass beat? Knowing when someone can beat your ass.
Quote from Jacob
Ava: Melissa, girl, get in here. Jacob doing magic.
Jacob: And now, the unbreakable rings are apart. [Ava laughing]
Melissa: You're holding the rings where the gap is.
Jacob: Um, no.
Melissa: Yeah. Is that all you got, the cheap hand gimmicks? I've seen better at the boardwalk. I've seen a lot at the boardwalk.
Jacob: Okay, how about this? Pick a card, any card. Remember it. Don't show it to me. And then put it back. Was your card the five of hearts?
Melissa: No.
Jacob: Are you sure it wasn't the five of hearts?
Ava: The magic doesn't work if you lie, Melissa.
Melissa: I'm not lying. It was a queen of hearts. This is a racket.
[As Melissa walks away, the Queen of Hearts card is stuck to the back of her jacket. Ava and the class cry out in amazement.]
Jacob: The amazing Jacob has done it again!