Ava Quote #97
Quote from Ava in Ava vs. Superintendent
Janine: You know you have a presentation to the school board coming up, right?
Ava: Yeah, I do it annually.
Janine: Right, but you're ready for the one this year?
Ava: [to camera] This girl doesn't know what "annually" means.
Janine: No, I know what it means. It's just that this time is a little different.
Ava: Yeah, my job is on the line.
Janine: More importantly, discretionary funds for the entire school.
Ava: Yeah, but those two things kinda go hand in hand if you really think about it.
Janine: Great. So you're taking it seriously, then.
Ava: As a heart attack. I haven't watched Love After Lockup in like a month. Free Puppy.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Ava vs. Superintendent’ Quotes
Quote from Melissa
Janine: So we get the funding we need?
Superintendent Collins: No, of course not. As long as Ava's at Abbott and I'm the superintendent, you never will. She blackmailed me. It's kind of hard to get over being blackmailed.
Melissa: You know, he's not wrong. I haven't spoken to my blackmailer in two years. Do I miss my sister? Yeah, every day.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: Well, my suggestion to all of you is to enjoy your free periods while you can. Because music class will be going bye-bye-bye like Blackstreet Boyz II Men.
Janine: Mm, mnh, no. Wrong in like three ways.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: I know we need the money. And I have applied for that Advancement Grant for 10 years now. I just don't want to compromise my morals to get it.
Jacob: Look, while I admire that you've applied years in a row, have you heard that saying about the definition of insanity?
Barbara: Have you ever heard the saying that I will pop you upside your head if you imply that I am insane?