Melissa Quote #195

Quote from Melissa in Ava vs. Superintendent

Janine: So we get the funding we need?
Superintendent Collins: No, of course not. As long as Ava's at Abbott and I'm the superintendent, you never will. She blackmailed me. It's kind of hard to get over being blackmailed.
Melissa: You know, he's not wrong. I haven't spoken to my blackmailer in two years. Do I miss my sister? Yeah, every day.

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 ‘Ava vs. Superintendent’ Quotes

Quote from Barbara

Barbara: Well, my suggestion to all of you is to enjoy your free periods while you can. Because music class will be going bye-bye-bye like Blackstreet Boyz II Men.
Janine: Mm, mnh, no. Wrong in like three ways.

Quote from Ava

Ava: And that brings me to my last chart...
[A horizontal bar chart on the screen has the months January - October labeled on the Y axis and a range of 0 - 40 on the X axis]
Superintendent Collins: What are we looking at here?
Ava: Well, there's no words on it, but... it's going up! That can't be too bad. Or too good! [chuckles]
Superintendent Collins: Based on what you've shown us so far, what metrics are your funding targets keyed to?
Ava: Thank God you brought that up. I was like, "I hope he asks about Target and whatnot," 'cause I have another slide...
Superintendent Collins: You know what? I thi... I think we've seen all we need to see here today. Thanks for coming in.
Ava: But I... I...
Superintendent Collins: Look, that's your time, not even including the five minutes you took when you got a paper cut.

Quote from Barbara

Barbara: I know we need the money. And I have applied for that Advancement Grant for 10 years now. I just don't want to compromise my morals to get it.
Jacob: Look, while I admire that you've applied years in a row, have you heard that saying about the definition of insanity?
Barbara: Have you ever heard the saying that I will pop you upside your head if you imply that I am insane?