Melissa Quote #183
Quote from Melissa in Educator of the Year
Melissa: Okay. I'm here to present Educator of the Year for some God-forsaken reason. This trophy gets handed out every year to some random jabroni, and this year, it's going to... an underdog. When he came off the bench last year, we all wrote him off, like some 53rd overall draft pick in the second round. Yes, we did. But week after week, this young man stepped up. And this year, he is Abbott's first string. Hell, he's Offensive Player of the Year. Educator. Educator of the Year! We're happy to have him on our team, and with him, we can go all the way to the Super Bowl of learning! [cheers and applause] Ladies and gentlemen, your Educator of the Year, Gregory Thompson Eddie!
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Quote from Ava
Ava: Barbara, this came for you.
Barbara: I have to go to court?
Ava: Oh, wait. This is a cease-and-desist for me. Coleman Camping Supplies seems to think that they're the only Colemans that can sell camping supplies. I got lanterns, too.
Quote from Jacob
Melissa: There's a green bubble on the group chat.
Gregory: I have an iPhone, but I left the group chat after Mr. Johnson started that soup thread.
Jacob: Uh, it's me, okay? I-I got a new phone. A droid.
Janine: Wait, there's a group chat?
Jacob: Look, it's not easy being green, okay? Android discrimination is one of the last acceptable forms of hate in this country. There was a pothole on 50th Street. I tried to warn you about it.
Melissa: Yeah, well, I hit it because I couldn't read your stupid text. I just don't have time for this. [throws Jacob's phone] Go back to the blue bubble! Life is hard enough as it is. Now I got two classes worth of grades to finish and a tire to replace.
Jacob: You know what? I would like to see your phone survive that.
Quote from Barbara
Ava: You didn't complete your continuing education requirements.
[aside to camera:]
Barbara: Every five years, every schoolteacher must take continuing education classes, as mandated by the school district, which means that after all these years, I must prove to them that I can still teach. It is preposterous.