Janine Quote #292
Quote from Janine in Teacher Appreciation
Janine: Well, you know what? You two might not have tickets to the NBA, but you do have floor seats to the JGA. Janine Game-Night Association. And- And there'll be floor seats because you'll probably be sitting on the floor. It's gonna be fun, and it's BYOBG.
Gregory: Bring your own... beer garden?
Jacob: Bubble gum?
Gregory: Baby giraffe?
Jacob: Big Gulp.
Gregory: Brittney Griner!
Jacob: Black Gregory?
Janine: What?! No. Bring Your Own Board Game. Real simple.
Jacob: Yeah.
Janine: Look, see you both there.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Teacher Appreciation’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: [over intercom] I need all teachers in the library in two minutes. We're gonna decide who's going to get those tickets. And can somebody bring me a Sprite? From McDonald's.
Quote from Gregory
Jacob: I doubt Gregory is gonna want to, like...
Janine: Yeah.
Gregory: Oh, no, I'm in. What we doing? Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo?
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: Oh, I love board games. I'll play almost anything. But I don't [bleep] with Settlers of Catan.
Quote from Barbara
[separately to camera:]
Janine: So, it's Teacher Appreciation Week, which is fun.
Melissa: It's a scam.
Jacob: It's merely a way for the school district to placate the teachers.
Barbara: This Teacher Appreciation thing, it's a bit of a show. I mean, every year, I receive so many of the perfume/lotion gift boxes from the students, but I have never received so much as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing gift card from the district.