Ava Quote #293

Quote from Ava in Teacher Appreciation

Ava: [over intercom] I need all teachers in the library in two minutes. We're gonna decide who's going to get those tickets. And can somebody bring me a Sprite? From McDonald's.

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 ‘Teacher Appreciation’ Quotes

Quote from Janine

Janine: My sister and I are so excited to hang out, and it's gonna be different now because we're mature adults, you know? But as far as my mom knows, Ayesha is lost in the Rockies somewhere, okay? You guys ever seen that movie Into the Wild?
Gregory: For the eighth time, Janine, no.
Ava: [intercom beeps] Janine, that movie's nuts.

Quote from Gregory

Jacob: I doubt Gregory is gonna want to, like...
Janine: Yeah.
Gregory: Oh, no, I'm in. What we doing? Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo?
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: Oh, I love board games. I'll play almost anything. But I don't [bleep] with Settlers of Catan.

Quote from Barbara

[separately to camera:]
Janine: So, it's Teacher Appreciation Week, which is fun.
Melissa: It's a scam.
Jacob: It's merely a way for the school district to placate the teachers.
Barbara: This Teacher Appreciation thing, it's a bit of a show. I mean, every year, I receive so many of the perfume/lotion gift boxes from the students, but I have never received so much as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing gift card from the district.