Tommy Quote #289
Quote from Tommy in Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid
Tommy: So, this nice enough for you, huh? Set me back $47.99. Listen, I, uh, I have a present for you, because I wanted tonight to be really special.
Alissa: Really? What is it?
Tommy: Last night... I lost my virginity.
Alissa: You what?
Tommy: And if tonight is anything like last night, you're gonna have one great time.
Alissa: Why would you do this?
Tommy: Oh, I did it for you.
Alissa: For me?
Tommy: Yeah, you know, because you're such an experienced woman. You don't want a boyfriend who doesn't know what he's doing, you know? I thought you'd be happy.
Alissa: Happy? Not quite happy. I have to go think about this.
Tommy: Okay. Well, don't be long!
Alissa: Oh, I'm gonna be very long!
Tommy: Good thing I got pay-per-view.
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‘Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: I have spent my entire life as a human on the outside looking in. Always trying, approximating, attempting, but never being a human being.
Sally: That's 'cause you're not.
Dick: Lieutenant, I refuse to be defined by who I am. My past has always gotten me into trouble. As of now, I have no past. I am no longer an alien.
Sally: What?
Dick: From now on, I am a human being. I am John Q. Pubic.
Quote from Mary
Dick: So, Mary, what do you want for Valentine's Day this year?
Mary: Oh, I'm not expecting much.
Dick: Why not?
Mary: Well, the first year we dated, you claimed to have never heard of Valentine's Day. The second year you gave me a ham sandwich. That's why I'm not expecting much.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Look what some weirdo left on the porch.
Tommy: Let me see that. "Dear Sally, I can't stop thinking about you."
Harry: Whoa, this guy sounds obsessed.
Tommy: "I stay up at night just to watch you sleep."
Sally: Ew.
Tommy: "On this Valentine's Day your heart will be mine." [Harry screams]
Don: No, you don't understand.
Sally: This is the most creepy, horrible, disgusting thing I have ever encountered.
Tommy: It's a good thing you're dating a cop.
Sally: Yes, it is, yes. Don, should we go outside and look for clues?
Don: Clues? Sure, why not?