Tommy: So, this nice enough for you, huh? Set me back $47.99. Listen, I, uh, I have a present for you, because I wanted tonight to be really special.
Alissa: Really? What is it?
Tommy: Last night... I lost my virginity.
Alissa: You what?
Tommy: And if tonight is anything like last night, you're gonna have one great time.
Alissa: Why would you do this?
Tommy: Oh, I did it for you.
Alissa: For me?
Tommy: Yeah, you know, because you're such an experienced woman. You don't want a boyfriend who doesn't know what he's doing, you know? I thought you'd be happy.
Alissa: Happy? Not quite happy. I have to go think about this.
Tommy: Okay. Well, don't be long!
Alissa: Oh, I'm gonna be very long!
Tommy: Good thing I got pay-per-view.