Dick Quote #1301
Quote from Dick in The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary
Dick: Oh, come on. Every Earth family wants to be immortalized on film.
Harry: Yeah, we'd be suspicious if we didn't want to do it.
Dick: Is that what you want, Lieutenant?
Tommy: I didn't realize we were on a suicide mission.
Dick: Why don't we all wear t-shirts that say, "Don't film us, we're aliens."
Tommy: Yeah.
Harry: Wee-ooh, wee-ooh.
Sally: All right, all right. I get your point.
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‘The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Harry: [on film] Yeah. There was a time in my life when I considered being the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. But in a situation like that, you really have to ask yourself, "Have I been offered this job?"
Quote from Mary
Mary: Remember that article I wrote last year, "Where's mommy?", dissecting the post-nuclear American family?
Dick: Oh, yes. About that tyrannical blowhard and his ridiculous relatives.
Mary: Uh-huh. Honey... that was about you.
Dick: You mean I'm Dirk Sullivan?
Mary: Yes. I've been observing your family for the past 4 years.
Dick: You've what?!
Mary: And the Fleischman foundation has given me a grant to make a documentary on the typical American family. Your family.
Dick: Finally, the recognition I deserve! We'll be glorified as the ideal American family.
Mary: Not ideal so much as typical.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
[on Mary's film:]
Mrs. Dubcek: The Solomons are lovely people. Very nice. They're clean. They never complain, and, as for the noise, well, I think they've gotten used to it.
Mary: [v.o.] How do you think they function without a traditional mother figure?
Mrs. Dubcek: You said you were going to let me tap dance. When do I get to tap dance?