Dick Quote #1305
Quote from Dick in The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary
[on Mary's film:]
Dick: Well, that's our two secrets. Every family has two, and you've got ours.
Tommy: Well, if I do wet my bed, it's only because I'm afraid of you.
Dick: Afraid of me? Why would you be afraid of me?
Tommy: Don't hit me! Sally, protect me, please!
Dick: How dare you accuse me of that, you little runt!
Sally: There. You see why I prefer women?
Dick: Sorry. Mary, we made a mess of your film. Obviously, all this is unusable. I know how important this is to you. But how about I go out and buy you a nice lunch? You're still filming, aren't you? Well, all right. It's fine. It's no problem. Because, uh... we are an ideal family. Please stop.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Harry: [on film] Yeah. There was a time in my life when I considered being the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. But in a situation like that, you really have to ask yourself, "Have I been offered this job?"
Quote from Mary
Mary: Remember that article I wrote last year, "Where's mommy?", dissecting the post-nuclear American family?
Dick: Oh, yes. About that tyrannical blowhard and his ridiculous relatives.
Mary: Uh-huh. Honey... that was about you.
Dick: You mean I'm Dirk Sullivan?
Mary: Yes. I've been observing your family for the past 4 years.
Dick: You've what?!
Mary: And the Fleischman foundation has given me a grant to make a documentary on the typical American family. Your family.
Dick: Finally, the recognition I deserve! We'll be glorified as the ideal American family.
Mary: Not ideal so much as typical.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
[on Mary's film:]
Mrs. Dubcek: The Solomons are lovely people. Very nice. They're clean. They never complain, and, as for the noise, well, I think they've gotten used to it.
Mary: [v.o.] How do you think they function without a traditional mother figure?
Mrs. Dubcek: You said you were going to let me tap dance. When do I get to tap dance?